Thomaslandia Chronicles

There is a land called Thomaslandia where the night is longer than the day and its so cloudy the sun only protrudes through the clouds in the shape of a cross. In the land there many creatures; the helpful Angels, the tireless Fairies, the diplomatic Vampires, and the one who rules it all God. There are other creatures from other lands that dwell in Thomaslandia like Dragons, Goblins, Trolls, and Witches; all of these creatures are evil and only want to see the destruction of Thomaslandia. Because these creatures are like this by nature they are seldom granted citizenship in Thomaslandia, and thus lurk in the shadows. Many of them stick to their own kind and have formed different types of groups some of them mixed together and created a new type of creature that not even God has seen before.

One day while God was using his reflecting relic he had an insight; 'the Goblins have been working without causing any trouble, something must big might happen soon' thought God. So he sent out his Fairies and Angels guided by the Heavenly Wolf to see if there were any aliens in their land. On the third day the wolf let out a signal howl to call the Fairies and Angels to her location. When arriving they had found a vehicle that belonged to a citizen of the Goblin Country, Licico. Then they turned around and found another one! The Angels the Wolf and the Fairies rushed back to God making sure to punish any Goblin, Dragon, or Witch they saw along the way to bring him his message.

Upon arrival the castle God was using his reflecting relic again while receiving fellatio and wondered what took them so long. As God got ready to hear the news, the woman who had gave God service had revealed she was a third Fairy, a third Witch, and a third Goblin. So God pushed her off the balcony causing her to fall 3305 feet to the ground and splatter on the ground. God picked up his microphone "Citizens of Thomaslandia a woman revealed to me that she was mixture of creatures that even I was not ready for nor did I know what she was. I am making an executive order to cleanse this country of all Witches, Dragons, Goblins, and Trolls." just as God was finishing his announcement the Knights of ST. Thomas came in and alerted him of the two alien vehicles they had found. "Citizens I have just been notified by the Knights that they have found two vehicles that are sporting the sign of Licico in our own country, These terrorist groups of Goblins, Dragons and who ever else or what ever else is created by them will stand no longer in this Land! I'm sending the Knights to dispose of these two vehicles of theirs immediately" God had finished his speech

The Knights approach the first vehicle and they notice that the second one is gone. So one of the Fairies asked the Heavenly Wolf track the scent of the vehicle that left. As the Knights break into the vehicle they pour Smultra (the most potent and flammable gas/liquid in all of Thomaslandia) on the inside and outside of the vehicle. Then one of the Angels ignites the Smultra with the 'radiance' of their Holy Sword and "Kaboom" the vehicle is sent hundreds of feet in the air before exploding. The Knights hear a sickly half dead voice come from behind say "oi chicos that was my vehicle" they turn around and its a ugly seven foot Goblin with eight silver earings in the right and two piercing on his cheek to signfy some sort of Goblin rank. The Knight Fairy Naid shoots him with a Holy Arrow sticking him to the tree next to the Goblin. The Heavenly Wolf tears the piercings out of his ear and Naid says "so tell me stranger who are you and what are you doing here"

to be continued in part 2.